Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
How very dare you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Weird reason, but OK
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML
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Dalarsco 0
How can people possibly think she deserved it?
Ell363 0
That's when you start flipping off everyone you pass on the road while he's driving, then they take down his license plate number and beat his sorry ass later.
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Comments (149)
iambean 4
Would you rather him stop and let you out?
muse88 0
Was he driving?? If not u shoulda kicked his sorry ass out!!!
nvjldnvndsvnd 0
I think you should've kicked him out of your car. I would've done that.
nvjldnvndsvnd 0
I think you should've kicked him out of your car. I would've done that. People keep saying, Oh well you would've had SOMETHING to talk about. Does it say anywhere on there "We didn't say one word the whole time." No it does not. I feel bad for you, that would be really awkward.
theMurph 0
you should have turned and said "get out and walk"
thuryn 2
See, like most of these, I'm thinkin' there's more to this story. What are the odds he wanted to sit next to you for an hour after the breakup? Not good. I'm betting that you have been fighting for some time - perhaps even in the car ride - and he had finally had enough and decided It Was Time(tm). Rather than wait and put up with your crap any more, or perhaps losing his nerve and forgiving you AGAIN, he went ahead and broke up with you then and there. I'm also guessing that you didn't do anything to change his mind after that, so get over it.
Urecht 0
Seriously, I think I know who you and your ex-boyfriend are. What he did was very stupid, we gave him SO MUCH crap for it. He could have thought that through more, but then again when you are bitching to him everyday for 2+ weeks I could understand why he did it when he did.
angelann313 0
what a douche bag
jliving 0
at least you weren't living with him and found out he was cheating on you with a girl over 1000 miles away but you couldn't move out for 2 months because of the lease.
Eyegethigh420951 0
Yea that blows