Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Top comments
zxtq 14
Should have competed to see who was louder xD fyl
phazetryhard 10
Should've seen who could've lasted longer
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Comments (65)
Livin_Like_Larry 29
SEX COMPETITION!!!
Le_ponderer 14
On one hand; Aaaaaargggh! On the other hand, becoming parents did not automatically make them a-sexual beings... our parents getting their sexy on is how we all got here. Live and let live.
Le_ponderer 14
*asexual
okokalright 15
Yes i'm sure all of us are aware that our parents still have sex, but honestly if you knew the truth would you enjoy listening to your parents ****? I wouldn't be able to look at my parents for a couple days
scyth3s 13
I will never understand our society's adverse obsession with parental sex. It's a retarded social norm.
Fixme 5
I agree with you, #42.
One_Way 43
Parental sex? Our society seems to have an adverse obsession with sex in general. It can't even be talked about without being considered a taboo subject. Except on the Internet, of course.
beeferjay 34
it's even hotter when it's forbidden
TheNewGuy03 29
I found this to be true, and I still don't know why it even works that way. One of the most exciting sex sessions in my life occurred in a house with sleeping Korean parents, who are very strict by nature. It took everything to stifle the clapping sounds and moans, haha.
helptheorphans 17
#20 TMI. That's nasty...
TheNewGuy03 29
Yep, definitely too much information, especially for a site called "**** My Life" that is riddled with colorfully worded anecdotes about things ranging from fecal matter to vomit to used condoms. Sorry for not being politically correct. It was a true story.
stickthatwhere 16
been there newguy03..... been there
Crystal55621 19
That's waaaay too much info.
Fixme 5
I would never expect the parents to abstain from sex just because I was visiting.
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, it's time for you to play a very dangerous game. Depending on your parents and how long they engage in coitus, it can end very positively or disastrously. Toe the line. Be the woman the world needs. In other words, go bang.
froggiesrbad4u 4
Shahs jus
kayla2228 14
Well, **** his life then.
vikky538 29
You started the fire and they are enjoying the heat
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Are you dating Greg Focker?
juggalo2 22
So the parents were okay with you being in bed together, but didn't want to hear you "in bed together"? It's just common courtesy to ignore that stuff between couples.
joshi42 16
To be honest, I wouldn't give a shit who else is doing what at that moment.