Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Top comments
zxtq 14
Should have competed to see who was louder xD fyl
phazetryhard 10
Should've seen who could've lasted longer
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Comments (65)
Fixme 5
I got caught once eating out my (soon to be) girlfriend in her parents' living room after we thought they were asleep. Apologizing to the mother the day after was tough, I tell you. But so worth it :D
patte_fml 19
The golden rule =========== Boyfriends house = be loud and proud Girlfriends house = this is a church, don't touch anything
joshi42 16
So what? Why are you Americans making such a great deal of hearing someone else having a good time? Those people, they have all the legal and moral rights to bang a shit out of each other, left alone the fact, that they are in their own house.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
This can be bad on so many levels like maybe they weren't until y'all started!! FYL
dannnngthatsux 19
Thank you! I agree it sucked to hear them but, thank you for being respectful. (They could have been nicer and returned the favor.)
WESHOULDBONE 7
**** her right in the pussy
BluePeace2017 8
you should've went for it
beeferjay 34
should have gone
I_eat_hearts17 9
It's awesome to still see respect shown towards parents! :-) Good job!
ZGLH 11
Let the race begin!
Fmlreadermostly 20
When in Rome...