Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
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Hypertudism 15
Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".
ColdplaySucks 18
Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.
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Comments (178)
UsagiArwen 23
Well, you have few options in this case. 1) Try explaining it to him. If he still doesn't get it go with option 2. I don't recommend this option, as it is quite possible there are many other things he is ignorant about. 2) Dump him. Clearly, any guy not willing to wear a condom doesn't deserve sex. It's selfish to expect the woman to take all the extra measures to prevent pregnancy. Any guy ignorant enough not to understand how contraceptives work...doesn't need to be breeding. Cut your losses and know a smarter guy is out there. 3) Stay with him and take the risks. Not only are there risks of spawning children with this guy, but there are risks that he'll never be any smarter than this, and that it will only get worse. Ignorant people tend to remain ignorant unless given a big enough reason to educate themselves. I wonder what reason would be big enough to get him to change...
calucalay 13
bad gene pool ..... stay away from him
underthesea12 24
you deserve that for dating a dumass!
Seeingdouble 10
oh the irony.
r4m2k 10
Congratulations, you have sexual contacts with one of those people who, preferably, shouldn't have kids.
peachfuzz74 8
Ohhhh please use a condom no matter what!!! You don't want your baby being as smart as his daddy is.
bigwill420 11
Where did ur bf go 2 school at cuz they need 2 change there sex Ed
jennicisme 5
Demand a condom! Not only do you need to worry about STD's, you really don't want to breed with such stupidity. It only takes one time.
kernelkat 16
Does he listen to Rush Limbaugh? Might explain why he doesn't understand how birth control pills work.
stanjohnson 11
YDI for dating an idiot.
ihearuscreamin 13
Well... There's your catch all... Just shows you that you shouldn't sleep with him ever.