Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
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Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
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Top comments
Hypertudism 15
Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".
ColdplaySucks 18
Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.
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Comments (178)
blargblah 12
You two are going to have incredibly stupid babies....
TeenageAvatar 0
So many things wrong with some of these comments. 1. Did anyone think that OP's boyfriend isn't stupid but really young? 2. If your dumb, it doesn't necessarily make yo ur kid dumb. OP should just explain to him why that's not possible.
siriusjones 6
1. If he's that young, he doesn't need to be screwing around and risking becoming a dad. 2. Genetics. Look it up.
KatStyles 10
Sounds like he shouldn't be doin it any time soon...
appforthat 9
I could see me saying that to my girlfriend just to **** with her. (: if I had one ):
siriusjones 6
I recommend he take a whole month's supply--just to be sure. Tell him to enjoy his new breasts!
Silentcrafter11 13
Ah, the experimental type. heh heh.
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
FÜCKING DUMBÄSS AND MY NAME'S LUPE
Solano2580 24
He probably never knew how birth control pills only work with females, not his fault
missbrit818 20
This is still my favorite post ever
Personguy01 11
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