Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML
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rig_89 0
OP here! Haha. For those wanting to know what happened afterwards - Me: Are you trying to have sex with me right now?! Him: Seems like it. Me: *stomp off pissily* Yeah. We made up later. He told me I was the last girl he wanted to have sex with, and in his book that was pretty much love. :) Haha. He makes jokes a lot, but I was in a bitchy mood it didn't seem funny to me right then, he didn't realize how upset I was and that it would make me even more upset. Now I think its hilarious, and its a win for both of us since we got on FML! :) And yeah, he got some later after we made up lol. Overall, he isn't a total douche and I didn't mean to pull a bitch move on him. I was being overemotional.
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Words are cheap! His actions show that he really loves you...r ******.
troublant_fml 1
Wow, he sounds like the sensitive, lovey-dovey type.
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Comments (203)
dydee 0
I dunno, I don't think it's all that horrible. it's kinda funny.
MoooMooMooMooMoo 0
Ohwow now thats one u wana take home to meet the folks? was he always this sensitive? And why is he still considered your boyfriend instead of your ex.
icantellu 7
shakenbake93 0
Dump his sorry ass and be done with it.
triggerit 5
what the f insisting on such a thing... at any case male will response the same sexual way if you are pretty...
chels1010 0
wow, that sucks!
masked812 0
yes #11 hopefully fml will provide a fix for this not necessarily os4
aardvarkish 17
Obviously he's not the only one that keeps a pistol in his pocket.
jasonmcw 0
I wish my boyfriend would stick his hands down my pants =l
nsriley 2
HAHAHA
sweetin 0
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sloop_fml 0
all u will ever be is a piece of arse. deal with it. or u can grow up and find a nice guy, but u and I both know that's not going to happen sweetie