Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML
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rig_89 0
OP here! Haha. For those wanting to know what happened afterwards - Me: Are you trying to have sex with me right now?! Him: Seems like it. Me: *stomp off pissily* Yeah. We made up later. He told me I was the last girl he wanted to have sex with, and in his book that was pretty much love. :) Haha. He makes jokes a lot, but I was in a bitchy mood it didn't seem funny to me right then, he didn't realize how upset I was and that it would make me even more upset. Now I think its hilarious, and its a win for both of us since we got on FML! :) And yeah, he got some later after we made up lol. Overall, he isn't a total douche and I didn't mean to pull a bitch move on him. I was being overemotional.
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Words are cheap! His actions show that he really loves you...r ******.
troublant_fml 1
Wow, he sounds like the sensitive, lovey-dovey type.
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Comments (203)
kingedoftheworld 0
he's trying to be funny but guess you didn't get it
JeffGoesRawrr 0
This Made Me Laugh.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
cool bf you've got there.
Staciii 0
well he's a keeper!
tiftif567 0
dump him he seems like a real asshole
lickmyjock 0
did he play with your mouse wheel?
jtin13 0
haha cross fml reference
jtin13 0
haha cross fml reference
jtin13 0
haha cross fml reference
abg_fml 0
That's creepy! dump him...
DontHate31 0
There's a huge gap sparating the comments. anyone else know what I mean?
stevenburnsred 0
ya I saw that too
laurapea33 0
it's because somebody kept pressing enter to be annoying and then posted ...
greyy_goooose 11
hah, this has happened between me and my husband. but he said "if i said no will you get more pissed so we can have makeup sex??" then turned me around, slapped my ass and left to go get something to eat.
joeinthedark 18
Husband?! What a shame!
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
op there's a thing call sense of humor. u should get it n stop bitching. this isn't anything to be babbling bout.