Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML
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rig_89 0
OP here! Haha. For those wanting to know what happened afterwards - Me: Are you trying to have sex with me right now?! Him: Seems like it. Me: *stomp off pissily* Yeah. We made up later. He told me I was the last girl he wanted to have sex with, and in his book that was pretty much love. :) Haha. He makes jokes a lot, but I was in a bitchy mood it didn't seem funny to me right then, he didn't realize how upset I was and that it would make me even more upset. Now I think its hilarious, and its a win for both of us since we got on FML! :) And yeah, he got some later after we made up lol. Overall, he isn't a total douche and I didn't mean to pull a bitch move on him. I was being overemotional.
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Words are cheap! His actions show that he really loves you...r ******.
troublant_fml 1
Wow, he sounds like the sensitive, lovey-dovey type.
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Comments (203)
seviluvsu 0
don't dump him!!!!! he sounds hilarious and how is this an FML? were you terrified did you scream or what?
xoSarahLuvsUxo94 0
hah, dump hiss asssss! (:
WtfLoser 13
Eeeeeeeh : It hurts to know your boyfriend doesn't love you & just wants sex. So, break up.. Yeah, it's hard in the beginning, but what can you do? Just chin up < 3
papichulo1411 0
i do the same thing to my girlfriend.... its the only way i can calm her down
jerseystreetking 0
#8 is bad! ;)
buggybeauty 0
she sounds like a loser. she'll keep dating him.
devilmaster666 0
sex!!!
daniellanicole 0
wow that's ****** up. :/ guys are such idiots. break up with him.
Bartimaeus 7
How so pieces of shit like that get girlfriends?WTF.
rig_89 0
OP here! Haha. For those wanting to know what happened afterwards - Me: Are you trying to have sex with me right now?! Him: Seems like it. Me: *stomp off pissily* Yeah. We made up later. He told me I was the last girl he wanted to have sex with, and in his book that was pretty much love. :) Haha. He makes jokes a lot, but I was in a bitchy mood it didn't seem funny to me right then, he didn't realize how upset I was and that it would make me even more upset. Now I think its hilarious, and its a win for both of us since we got on FML! :) And yeah, he got some later after we made up lol. Overall, he isn't a total douche and I didn't mean to pull a bitch move on him. I was being overemotional.
5t3ff1k4h 47
141, I guess that makes sense. My original comment would have been that a stupid question deserves a stupid answer... some guys just don't realize when you're that pissed off. Matter of fact, 99.9999999% of them don't... they need to be told. Glad to hear you made up though