Today, my boyfriend and I had sex to music, which we hadn't done before. I was getting close when it cut to commercial. I was so turned off by the idea of coming during an ad break that I didn't come at all. Thanks Spotify. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
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Grant Lowe 2
That's what ya get for not subscribing. Cheap ass lol.
saffy66 34
Play a CD or iPod if you want control over the playlist and want to avoid ruining the mojo with unwanted ads.
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aneban 13
ouch
Grant Lowe 2
That's what ya get for not subscribing. Cheap ass lol.
LunaWolf182 16
Some of us don't have the money you ass.
xbaconator9000x 16
Really sounds like spotify "screwed" you.
KatelynnAnderson 6
hey premium is only $10 a month, $5 with a student ID. it's worth it
Jay18 22
how is it 5 with student ID
KatelynnAnderson 6
just Google spotify student ID and it'll take you there. you choose your school and put your student ID in. idk how they validate it or anything but I know I only pay $5 a month
KatelynnAnderson 6
just Google spotify student ID and it'll take you there. you choose your school and put your student ID in. idk how they validate it or anything but I know I only pay $5 a month
saffy66 34
Play a CD or iPod if you want control over the playlist and want to avoid ruining the mojo with unwanted ads.
RichardPencil 32
If it was a Carl's Jr. ad, I'd cum harder and faster, provided they make radio ads as pornographic as their TV spots!
Xcizer 17
This is why I hate Spotify
grimdio 6
get iheart free and ad free
Galym3d3 18
The ad after this FML was for Spotify... They're watching us!
Budji 3
i have no idea what spotify your listening too i never had ads