Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Matching
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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deebo77 0
maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.
alekim 1
What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl
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Comments (166)
brunettesara5722 17
when he finally decides to get sum tell him to go to his attractive car insted
jennocide 0
i sure hope he has a nice car
djhazyjewfro 0
Well that depends. what kind of car is it?
Blacksmokehick 0
it would be pretty sad if it was a smart car
kerby8888 2
Was it a lamborghini? if it was, then I agree with him
99chevyz71 0
no. what attractive is the gf on the hood of the car haha
pamthe6 0
I'm sure he means..... yea I got nothing
thebigslim 13
Depending on the model & make of the car, the year, paint job, body kit, etc..... after reviewing all of these factors, he might be technically correct in that statement. As much as I love my girlfriend, there have been times where she gives me shit for gawking at a nice car for a few moments rather than paying attention to her. I am sure deep down inside he loves you more than his car... if not, then FYL you now have a problem on your hands.
w2z1 0
Did he name the car Christine?
LadyHawke_fml 3
that would b sad if his car "accidentally" caught fire, right?