Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my boss at my new job yelled at me for being 15 minutes early to work. Last week he yelled at me for being late for my shift when I arrived 5 minutes early. He's considering this my final warning before I'm fired. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I accidentally stumbled on a method of getting my job done in about a third of the time, so my boss made it mandatory for all employees. Unfortunately, my coworkers now can't slack off pretending jobs take 2-3 hours, and their constant petty revenge bullying is driving me mad. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML
Today, marks a whole month that my boss has asked me to come in early to my part-time job, which makes me pretty happy to get the extra hours. I casually made a joke that she might as well make me full-time now. That made her change her mind, now I'm back down to 23 hours a week. FML
Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
Today, I had my half-year performance review. My boss arrived 15 minutes late, paid basically no attention to my presentation, and left 30 minutes early. I guess I’ll go fuck myself then. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like the only thing left to do is stay 30 minutes late. Then when he starts staying late too, come in on Saturday. Then when he starts coming in Saturday... You know what, just move into your office. That's your only choice.
Welshite 40
Come in thirty minutes earlier. Then when he follows that example you can change your schedule again. It will become a game!
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Comments (78)
darryaz 9
"No good deed goes unpunished"
DocBastard 40
No good cliché goes unpublished.
Jemm_fml 29
aw nuts, beat me by however many comments >:
perdix 31
Come in on time and make your productive half-hour coincide with your boss's lunch. When he zigs, you zag.
ninety 25
Your boss might come in early for a few days, but it will probably get old for him after a week, maybe two. Or you could quit going to work early for a few weeks.
amisenho 11
I know what you mean, especially when you're the only other employee in the office. Every 30 seconds, the boss has something else he wants you to work on, and it just goes on from there.
jrock9093 18
ThAt sucks talk about mmmmkayyyy lol
sarcasticlover 30
what?
Jst4kicks 16
well politely let him know. he seems like he likes you alot so I doubt he will get upset.
JMichael 26
That's my problem. My boss is always calling me to sack groceries and then wonders why it takes me so long to finish my frozen truck.
perdix 31
You get paid to do 1/2 hour of work a day? Sounds like a sweet gig! Otherwise, it appears your boss hired you to be his talking buddy. Again, nice work if you can get it.
Meme1988 18
Since your attitude to work is awesome, you should start to make rules, suck as from 12:00-14:00 no one allowed to bother you and stuff like that, i think he will start to do the same as well..
timmy257 8
Try going a hour early!