Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
The Grinch
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
Nice but weird
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Merry sigma grindset!
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Top comments
ProtoBuster_1 5
WTF was your boss thinking? FYL. Your boss should be wearing them.
xdyingxwishx 0
Oh big deal, so you had to wear something on your head for a few hours. If that's the worst thing you have to complain about I'd say you have a pretty good life. Suck it up and stop being a whiny brat.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (100)
dramatay 0
Worst FML ever.
ragsy 7
I'm guessing retail or fast food. In either case, you lost your self respect when you accepted the job.
Skull_300 0
Did a Buck **** you from behind?
beachguyfornow 0
Report that shit!!! That has to be against some kind of ethics code at work, right? Plus, what if you weren't even christian and he made you do it?.... Unless you like your boss a lot.
RubixMonkey 0
Yes, because it says in Genesis, on the 12th day of Creation my Savior gave to me the order to wear antlers and be merry, or be smited. Christmas is the name of the Holiday, Reindeer and Santa (while santa is based on a saint) in no way resembles the typical christian theology. Infact, Happy Holiday cards still have santa on them. You are retarded. She words at a bakery (baker girl) and her boss asked her to wear a headband with antlers on it. She obviously overreacted and/or is a tight ass. The boss has a right to ask them to wear a uniform, and as long as its not crosses or pentacles, a right to have them wear a Christmas themed outfit.
menarefrommars 0
You work at Dunder Mifflin?
marrajane 0
Haha lols. Best show ever! =]
Derioan 0
It's like November died.
Blacksnake_fml 0
Hum... Am I the only one who wonders why this is an FML? I mean, there are worst things than that... like homophobic pedophile priests or your roomate stealing your girlfriend... and she still comes to your dorm room to have sex with him. I'm just sayin'. There's worst than... REINDEER ANTLERS AT WORK (which is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM for you). If you don't celebrate Christmas, then fine, I can understand, it's not your religion so you hate that, but you don't say it so... I won't say YDI because personnaly I find that pretty cool... but not FYL because there's no reason in hell that's an FML. So yeah... think twice before posting something like that... 'cause you have no reason. I'm just sayin'!
mikeymuscles112 0
What are you a ****** accountant and you work in some tiny little ******* cubicle where one person sees the whole damn day you are a little bitch and suck it up
purple91 8
I'm sick of these. It is not an FML, nothing more than a slight inconvenience. Overdramatic much?
DameGreyWulf 1
I quite support not doing anything Christmasy except shopping in November.