Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
The Grinch
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
Nice but weird
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Merry sigma grindset!
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
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ProtoBuster_1 5
WTF was your boss thinking? FYL. Your boss should be wearing them.
xdyingxwishx 0
Oh big deal, so you had to wear something on your head for a few hours. If that's the worst thing you have to complain about I'd say you have a pretty good life. Suck it up and stop being a whiny brat.
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Comments (100)
mrlucky4444 0
Tell him u don't celebrate Christmas cause ur Jewish or somethin
me807 0
how is this an fml? i would be so happy if my boss said i was suppose to wear reindeer antlers to work. this is more of a mlig
wambamtysam 0
it's funny how much people argue with fmls like "this is so not a fml" or "my life is so much worse". like anyone can really judge how a certain experience or circumstance actually affects the original post just because they assume if it happened to them then they would be fine with it. its quite comical, but anyway...to me, yeah this is a bit silly, but I'd probably be bothered if my boss made me wear something ridiculous for the next 5 weeks. total bummer.
muichini 0
I hate how early people push Christmas. here two weeks before hallows eve Christmas was on the shelves and hallo stuff was marked on sale. and thanks giving stuff was on sale clearance wise since sep. it sickens me. I refuse to get in to the holiday till thanks giving. the day after I put the tree up and then it is time for the Christmas season. I'm also sick of this cause my sibling, keeps being annoying, and throws a fit on thanks giving saying why can't there be presents now. and he starts being very forward about what he wants from who, before hallow eve.
wambamtysam 0
yeah I feel like I'm sick of Christmas before thanksgiving
wambamtysam 0
yeah and the job thing..,I'm totally greatful to have a job in these hard times
wambamtysam 0
well I can't bitch about comments anymore because mine aren't sending entire comments. so nevermind about the job thing, just the stupid fml crap.
xXlolololXx 0
WTF how did this get on here......
FerrariCake 2
Are you a stripper? If so, it's your job to promote the Christmas spirit all year long. Were you wearing nothing but the reindeer antlers?
kindness 0
personally i don't see what's wrong with that! it is close to christmas and stores start all this christmas stuff early. but what's wrong with wearing antlers anyway? i'd find it fun :D