Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML
Asshat
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Flirtatious bubble
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Seize the day
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
New face
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Menace to society
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Top comments
2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
It's your boss's fault for forcing you. I guess he regretted his decision but hey at least he didn't fire you for reals, well I hope you get well soon
johnjkl 22
Hope you get better op
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sexytimemagee 3
you're boss is the asshole
Phylo_fml 17
hey, at least you didn't actually get fired. I can see that happening.
Isn't It Ironic? 24
On the slightest upside, at least he didn't fire you (for-real.) I hope he apologised to you. He should have taken the fall for you. Still that sucks, I'm really sorry. Hope you get better soon.
rakesharasu 4
no offense but look on the bright side...he didn't actually fire you
mettaton 9
hope you get better soon op!
anarchymaniac 22
Hey at least you didn't actually get fired
Randomouse 11
Judging from the previous many fmls where people have gotten fired for no apparent reason, I think you are quite lucky that your boss just pretended firing you.
cinderbelle 5
you should never go to work sick when working near food. your boss was in the wrong and shouldn't have been childish enough to cover it up. instead he should have apologized and sent you home to rest as well as comping the kids food at the very least for his wrong doing.
sbrideau 14
I don't get why people take sick days for a cold, even a bad one. besides you could have avoided spraying that child by putting your arm or hand in front of your mouth when you sneezed. most people I know and even myself never take sick days for a cold even if we have fever, even if its a bad cold or flu we can still work good although with less performance, work is too important for that. ydi
mswim 27
While a bit harsh, I agree. Except... Op works around food. Even if you're just a little sick you should not be around food when sick. That's disgusting.
crazytwinsmom 25
Working with food or not, if you work around other people, it's inconsiderate to expose them to your cold. Just because you don't mind being sick doesn't mean others feel the same way.
Brandi_Faith 34
I have health issues already, and getting sick on top of my health issues can sometimes send me to the hospital. It's people like you that just help get me there. Just because you feel tough enough to sweat it out and go to the office while sick is fine, but the problem is you're contaminating everyone around you, and the majority of them will get sick as well. Even if you wash your hands a lot, your entire body is still contaminated, as is everything you touch and breath on. This is exactly how colds/the flu get spread. If people actually took the time to stay home while they were sick, then it wouldn't be spread nearly as much. And it's one thing to tough it out in an office (which I still think isn't ok) but around food as a waitress? Definitely not ok. You're handling food and touching things (like cups and cutlery) that people are putting directly in their mouths. People shouldn't be sick around food. It's actually a health code violation and if a health inspector happened to have been there then the whole place would've been in big trouble. Do other people a favour and stay home when you're sick.
HylianTwilight 21
Brandi, I understand what you're saying, and I wish I could just stay home anytime I'm sick... but I can't. I could get fired for too many of those days, but during winter, no matter what I do, I get very sick about every month or so, sometimes I'm luckier to avoid it, sometimes I'm unlucky. It'd be nice if it was a mandatory reason, but jobs don't work with it as much as they should. Hell, one of my bosses threatened to fire an employee when he called in thanks to walking pneumonia, and he looked so deathly ill, but she didn't care as long as she had her full staff. It's rough being sick and around customers. My colds last twice as long when I have to work, and I feel like I'm always sick at that point.
Brandi_Faith 34
Ya, I totally get that you can't stay home every time you're sick. Some colds last for like a month or so. But it's the fact that op is a waitress and working with food that bothers me the most. Especially because she's touching things that are going in the people's mouths, like cups and cutlery and food, which will inevitably make them sick. And as for in other non-food environments, people should be able to stay home when they're really bad and they're allowed to take a sick day (especially for a stomach bug/flu where you're puking). Colds aren't so bad, because you can go to work semi-prepared. Bring the box of Kleenex, some hand sanitizer, and some cough drops. Its the stomach flu I'm a bit paranoid about. I hate when people were up puking the night before, and then they show up to work. They're still heavily contaminated at that point. And the stomach flu spreads like a wildfire.
neuronerd 29
My boyfriend has emphysema, and while he looks healthy, a simple cold can easily turn to pneumonia and kill him. I really wouldn't want a server with a cold serving us. I'd also be pissed if his coworkers exposed him to any respiratory illnesses.
Countryboy1996 18
As a fellow waiter I can only imagine that happening ??? omg. They shouldn't have made you come in sick homie!! Can't be sick around food.