koletatlow19
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
representative
Unfair dismissal
Today, I was let go without warning at work. Why? Because my boss saw some comments I'd posted. Nothing I'd said was offensive or controversial, but he said he didn't care, because he didn't agree with it and didn't want me to "smear" the company name. I represent the company? I just serve coffee. FML
sdk2010
Canada
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Anonymous
Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
justin
Waco, United States
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
replaced
Marietta, United States
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Whoops
Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML
moe472
United States
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
DietKelp
United States
Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
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captainkevineff 0
well if you worked at starbucks that could be a problem
Fawetu 0
well, if your job was to bring him coffee, he cannot be blamed
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Comments (114)
cowcowkrm 0
that's prolly not why they fired u
111newmenultra11_fml_fml 0
Lol
pwnagraphy 0
are you saying you didn't deserve it?
smackieonassis 0
I notice you don't mention where you work. If it is an office, that's ******. If you work in a coffee shop, especially one that has a reputation for a certain type of coffee then you absoloutely deserved it. Depending on the amount, bad coffee + word of mouth about bad coffee can essentially ruin a business.
ambrz 0
do u work for diddy?
jebby011 0
I would have pissed in his coffee
FockinA 0
if you work at SBUX you suck. elsewhere sue him, hey it could be a favor lol
ajb_r 0
well.. do you work at starbucks?
Basballplaya16 4
u could actually get him fired for that and sue him he can't fire you for that. go get that money.
RollFizzlebeef 0
YDI. If you're in the kind of position where getting coffee beans isn't unusual, then your inability to follow simple instructions is a warning flag of things to come. For those of you who are rambling about lawsuits, "incompetence" is a valid reason for firing someone in Canada.