Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
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Top comments
sakura_girl 14
Is that even a legal reason to fire someone?
notsorandomguy 18
Smash his balls because having a brother or sister would be awkward.
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Comments (129)
kei1108 13
That's terrible!! I hope your mom says no. You can file a complaint with management about that... Unless you can find a better job!
Lilypoops 0
Tbf, I think the fact that the man who fired you Is gonna be your future stepdad is even more awkward. So Yup, YLS!
HSOMGF 5
Your boss is a twat. Your mom could do better.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Judge Judy would kick your bosses ass.
corydakota 4
He just made it awkward!!
yaya1213 6
Tell your mom to only date him if he gives you your job back oh and I'm sure that's not legal.
mackdeezy 22
It's not legal, guess who can sue.
canucks92 0
That is harsh
Cablo_Gubla 2
If he starts coming over for longer periods of time and brings his shampoo and/or conditioner, get a male friend or five to **** into them. That's just one thing, hell, there's an amazing amount of ways to **** with that son of a bitch if he's spending time at your house. Also, pretty sure he can't fire you for that, there's likely some legal action you can take against him.
theonlysweetpea 10
What kind of f***ed up **** is this?! Dude's a twat
monkeyhead641 6
Don't worry when they get married and then get divorced you will be getting half of what he makes.