Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
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Top comments
sakura_girl 14
Is that even a legal reason to fire someone?
notsorandomguy 18
Smash his balls because having a brother or sister would be awkward.
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Comments (129)
Zues11 0
whos the hell is this OP guy everyone keeps talkin about!?!? >:O
sofiery 9
OP = Original Poster, as in the author of the FML
LadyMacabre 6
Your mom coimuld try and get you a raise. Haha just kidding but pretty sure it's not a valid reason to make somone loose their job.
The_9th_Doctor 18
he can't fire you over that. time to call HR
klipper57 12
Sue
Brindilles 14
"You better make up for my paycheck a with a hefty allowance, New Dad."