The Sbeak
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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supafly208 0
hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.
Dirk_fml 0
swallow a fork dude.
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alexa_rose 0
i REALLY REALLY hope your business trip isnt a camping trip and doesnt consist of a tent with one sleeping bag hahah thats awesome but horrible. FYL is right
ZuRG_fml 7
@127, they don't go after straight men "to get negative attention," it's because a straight man poses the ultimate challenge to a gay man. @"cover your ass!" posters, gay men don't rape men any more than straight men rape women (or perhaps even less frequently).
kein_name 0
jesus christ people are just trying to be funny, chill out.
gislince 0
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pwot 0
Bring a baseball bat. Knock 'em out. "So, are we sharing this room?" "There's one bed!" "That's okay. We'll share" cue baseball bat. day is saved. yay.
basketball03 0
@ work disturbing i would be scared if i were u
smellyteuts 0
hoook me up with him my asshole is waiting
smellymeli 0
oh baby smellyteuts you got the right idea. let the good times roll
smellyteuts 0
gay three some i think SO
friedman_fml 0
have funnnnnnnnnnnn