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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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I just googled virgin boy assholes and this came up as the third on the list. FYL.

PS, it won't be a common search on google but it will still show up because it was searched for on HIS computer, duh. If it was just a common search for google then this FML wouldn't even be relevent would it because that would mean his boss didn't search for it. You are all idiots.

if i were you, when he would get close id yell R A P E get your HANDS AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!!

You could get your boss fired for looking at **** at work.

fucken funny as helll man get way why you can lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh daammmm dude wear something on your ass like metal underwear

Now that's some totally work-appropriate google searching. ;)

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Oh my... Run man, run.

Safe for work.