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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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Are you a virgin? If so, it sounds like the perfect time for a good ol' rape.

best. FML. ever. the sheer awkwardness of that business trip...ahhhhhahahaha. and #152... i see what you did there.

ahhhhhhhh the beauty of technology.

matwin_fml 0

you ******* are protecting a pedophile.

mixmastamike 0

career change?

SmoothTalker 0

this isn't about homophobia people, this is about pedophilia...

fierydart 0

Get a clue!! "Boy" does not mean "child" in the gay community! It doesn't mean he's a pedophile!

hey, how'd the trip go?

linacool15 0

LMAO @ 44, 45, 95, & 152 :D

hahahahahahahaha sucka jk i hope he kept a professional distance...