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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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# 152 LOL. As for this FML, I hope there's no follow up!

maddy_waddy 0

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahah omg lololololol you don't know how hard I just laughed. wow. Be careful!!

i don't get it... how are straight people supposed to know that "boy" in gay culture doesn't mean boy? that makes no sense. how do you know he meant in the gay culture definition? he could be a pedophile and you are defending him =/

fierydart 0

#188 Why do we automatically have to assume the worst in people? read my original comment #86

If you get raped, post videos.

THATS embarrassing

OElevenRealTalk 0

no way that shit is real

i ******* lol'd. i advise you take the pill. the suicide pill.

geesquared 0

Haha. Regardless of sexuality, anyone who looks that shit up is a strange one.

HAHAHAHAHA remember just because he's gay doesnt mean he wants every male he see's. don't flatter yourself too much but i see what you mean, thats scar shit