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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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thats terrible he gonna... lets hope not

LOL that's great! That must suck though! FYL

darkening_abyss 0

quit lol

HAHA that's JUST great!!

MADISAYSYDI 0

If there was ever a perfect FML, this would be it. Lmfao.

lordFML_01 0

If not going on this trip ***** up your job and you need to go, you should REALLY go buy a chastity belt. If you can't find one, you're either fired or officially gay. Have fun! 0_o

ohmyyygod 0

Good luck!

PBLeesuschrist13 4

RUUUNNN BITCH RUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ditto #290. haahhahahaha Well,... RUNN!!!!!

fuckyou man.... go kill yourself . get ****** in the ass boy it feels geeereat. ahhhh yea ******* lube in my **** asshole. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hard cocks in my mouth and my asshole at the same time.......ajhhhhhhhhhh **** me