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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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Why are everyone talking about being gay? It's the fact that he's a pedophile! But yeah man, that sucks. And is absolutely hilarious.

thisisme_5 0

haha:D just try not to be all weird about it

sophie92190 0

LMAAOOOOOOO

sophie92190 0

LMAAOOOOOOO

boredaltogether 0

You have to call him on some shit like that man.

...bring pepper spray and hope he chokes on a condom or somehing

pucker up hope his name isn't ben dover

dude quit work or ask for a transfer like RIGHT NOW!!

Smelly_Douche 0

i feel sorry for you