The Sbeak
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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supafly208 0
hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.
Dirk_fml 0
swallow a fork dude.
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btheb1124 3
This guy isn't homophobic, who wouldn't be a little disturbed if their boss was looking that up AT WORK and they were going on a trip with him soon?!
janeasutengirl 0
dude, get his butt fired (no pun intended, but I amopretty proud of it ;-) I don't there is any company (except **** companies) that allows it's employees to even look at those websites.
JTGolant 0
No, dumbfuck, the search autocompleted "virgin boy assholes" if you can't ******* read. THAT MEANS HE WAS SEARCHING FOR VIRGIN BOY ASSHOLES. THE OP IS A YOUNG BOY, MAYBE A VIRGIN, AND HE HAS AN ASSHOLE! MAYBE HE WAS SCARED THAT HIS BOSS WOULD WANT HIS ASSHOLE!! PUT A AND B TOGETHER, YOU DUMB ******* ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!
bass1989 0
be careful he don't FYA lol
smoothjenkins 0
Wow, way to be an assuming jerk.
jayaugust 0
Google always auto-completes. It does that for you, perhaps he had family filter switched off. Or perhaps he wanted your ass :)
irrelevantxx 0
Wooooow lmfaooo
13re 0
Two things I've got to say here. A: The Google search bar does in fact show recent history when you type words. I know this because I have the Google search bar. Now the Google website on the other hand shows what others have searched. So this man is in fact a weird one. B. You, my friend, will always be the author of my favorite FML story. I read this one forever ago and it's the only one I can remember now a days. Lol, maybe I'm just weird. Oh and btw, why are people calling the author homophobic? I wouldn't want to be with a man who is interested in a young one's anus. I know we're a free world or whatever- but that's a little too far, don't you think? :)
guttural 0
337: Your stupidity amazes me. They're saying that just because someone is gay, it doesn't mean they're going to **** everyone of the same sex.
Mocca_fml 0
Wow, That's Sucks For You. Try Not to do Anything To visit Him in that Office Again. Thats is funny, still.