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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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lol you poor thing. It was all an awkward misunderstanding....I hope. This sort of predicament happened with one of my teachers once...I was waverish everytime I entered his class.....

YOU GONNA GET RAPED

hahaha, i love how straight guys think every gay man wants to get with them. if only u were as irresistible as you think.

hahaha good luck with that one ;D:D FYL

damnedlife 0

Took me a few seconds to get that. Wow, that's hilarious (and I feel incredibly sorry for you).

ambsandars 0

that sucks for you :)

enjoy your trip alest lolls

When those words flashed onto the screen was there an awkward silence? Did you say anything about it to him? It sure sucks to be you.

i agree with #2

Eh, bite the pillow and take it. He'll probably give you a raise..if you give him one first ;D