Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Uh oh!
slushpup9696 12
At least you got a free meal out of this.
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Comments (210)
corruptblackkat 17
thats when you find a new job after getting a nice severance package lol
jman730 0
Dude.... You gotta making that up, because that's hilarious!
9987coldplayfan 1
Have you ever been so mad? That you threw a can of SpagettiO's at somebody's head?
BBYgirl_22 3
duh bitch! sue Her! don't be a pushover bitch!
workaholik 0
Uh....lawsuit?
sexy_geek 5
Sue the bitch
hyden121 2
File a complaint with HR and sue for a hostile work environment.
MrSmiley115 3
Guess what's for lunch!
cleolappost 0
kaaaaaaaaaa chiiiiiiiiingggg!!! lawsuit!!!!
ramband2009 0
You shouldn't let her hit you. Workman's comp + lawsuit = set for life.