Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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Orchid_fml 2
that's why you don't go on blind dates .
too_much_fun 0
When he comes back you should be sitting at the table talking to your "friend" "Yea, no he's a little under average looking, kind of awkward. Oh hey, I'll call you later, he's coming back." Make sure he hears you.
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Comments (40)
Shyman4ever 0
Blind dates are bad.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
at that point what i wouldve done is ordered the most expensive meal on the menu and bounce before he does. hahaha sucks to be that guy.
davidtheday 0
In this day in age where almost everyone has a MySpace or Facebook, blind dates shouldn't happen.
beerab 0
I would have said so Justin didn't do a good job huh? Then threw my water on him and walked out :D
theodivine 0
Oh man, what a **** sucker. That's harsh. :[ next time you go on a blind date and the guy's an ass hole, bring crushed up laxatives. When he gets up, put a shit load in his food. Pay back.
Unsure_1 0
Make it the worst date ever.
TamiPanda 0
he could have been talking about the resteraunt.
jmcwuzup 7
Justin is my name:D
kyliebear 15
He's just taking his girlfriends for granted. He'll only take the pretty, good looking ones and the ones that are great at doing things for him. That guy is just being a jerk. Get on with your life.
stellasue11 38
id be pissef at justin for setting u up with a douche bag!!!