Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
You made her crush her crush.
MAT1218 7
bad idea game strong
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Comments (34)
Kostyniuk 11
Alright; so... your friend's probably lost any chance with her crush, and her crush smashed his head off the floor. but, hey. you're right. you didnt lose anything but FYL, right? makes sense.
spearcom 13
Well now they know they have something in common. They both hate you now.
demix_fml 32
Maybe let them sort out there own love life.
lusanna 19
What are you, 12?
tntscl 4
What a great conversation starter. Great job!
Joliefille_fml 2
Depending on the kind of person he is, he may not like her at all because of this. Like everyone said, I would apologize to the crush asap
FML_dude_117 8
Now what have you learned from this?
jellopuddinpop 1
Sounds like the start of a romantic comedy.
SOILEDIT 51
Yeah, sounds a bit like a sitcom.
scooter165 15
Your idea, your fault.
sleepyolivia 14
Something... kind of similar happened to me. My best friend tried to push me into my crush while he was by his locker, but she missed and slammed me into a locker which caused me to hit my head and back really hard.