Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
You made her crush her crush.
MAT1218 7
bad idea game strong
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Comments (34)
Krovels 10
that's one way to get them together
naajster 14
That's taking falling for somebody to a whole new level
PotatoeNumberOne 8
Is he still alive?
TheTacoMan 24
How exactly is this an FML for you? Like there isn't a button that says "you're a bloody idiot" but if there was, trust me, I'd click it now.
janfleury 19
Apologize....fast. You don't want him thinking she did it.
filthyPierre 4
Butterfly Effect. Well, sorta.
rjc490 29
Today, I was walking down my school hall; when a girl pushed her friend into me, which caused me to crack my skull. FML
Mike_Oxhard 14
Aww, he fell head over heels for her. You're such a great cupid OP.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
People forget that Cupid makes people fall in love by shooting them through the heart. So cracking skulls isn't that different.
Mightytall 35
You might have considered giving her a different kind of push instead. Like encourage her to speak to him and ask him on a date instead of what you actually did.
Jennapea 15
Let's just hope your friend isn't super mad at you and sees that you didn't mean any harm :p I agree with that other noter- apologize fast so her crush doesn't think she did it!