Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I broke ties with a friend of mine. She said I was her only friend and asked me not to interact with others normally. I'd had enough, and asked her not to bother me again. Then I found out that everyone liked her better and left me alone for lunch, even though she's a gaslighter. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML
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john_bell 0
Just tell her she's the bitch no one really likes.
insomniac_855 0
lunch....$20 ice cream....$3.50 movie ticket....$9.99 getting ditched by all your friends.... PRICELESS
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Comments (108)
moonlight_daze 8
YDI for having friends.
echarperouge 0
So you're Karen?
anjay67 0
HAHAAHAHAHA YOUR THE KAREN!!!!!
triplethreat13 0
i used to be the karen but now i'm the cady. you just have to work your way up the food chain.
novellover63 0
I don't know what "you're the Karen" means, but I understand how it is to not be liked in the group. Just know that money doesn't make you a better friend. You probably just need to work on being a better person. Just find out what your problem is and fix it. Good luck, fellow former-outcast.
fantasyworld 39
It's a reference to the movie "Mean Girls".
duthight 0
Eh, you probably are the friend no one likes. I don't know why you think paying for your friend means she should like you. Money doesn't buy friendship.
Nightfallz 0
Dane cook sketch. get your own material ydi
smith_c 0
DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!hahaha.i love dane cook.he a pimp
andlifesuxagain 0
Listen "Kar," you have to go meet my friend "Brian". Im sure you two would be great together.
loosekites 0
friends that nobody likes come in so handy i have a friend like that but i only stay friends with her because she buys me food booze and weed.