Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I broke ties with a friend of mine. She said I was her only friend and asked me not to interact with others normally. I'd had enough, and asked her not to bother me again. Then I found out that everyone liked her better and left me alone for lunch, even though she's a gaslighter. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML
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john_bell 0
Just tell her she's the bitch no one really likes.
insomniac_855 0
lunch....$20 ice cream....$3.50 movie ticket....$9.99 getting ditched by all your friends.... PRICELESS
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Comments (108)
Klabauterpete 0
Guess what: You can't buy friends.
quietgirl 0
sometimes I fear that I'm that 'friend'.. but I don't know how to tell, cause these days people are hella good actors. :/
mjbm912 0
ur the Karen of the group!!!! hahaha!!
tingting1 0
hahaha! hey kar!!
fyl4sure 0
Fyl.
AnneFTW 17
Ask for the money back.
adiaboe27 4
Hmm, just because you shell out money on your friends doesn't mean they'll like you , or should for that matter.
AnneFTW 17
Ask for the money back.
prettyboy82 0
Every group has that friend, finally got rid of the one in mine! And damn he couldn't take a hint for anything that we didn't want him around.
Psychotic_fml 0
True that maybe you should give your supposed friend "props" for her honesty...But did you ask her if that applies to her as well? If it does, that's when say to her:"Well thank you for your honesty, but now get out of my face before you get pummeled!" Then you ditch all these so called friends, cuz really who needs these actors in their life anyway? Fake people, are the worst & you're better off! You seem to have a generous heart, go find peeps who will appreciate it & not just take advantage of it...Then laugh at you later! Good luck!
lolalalou 0
maybe it is your fault because you think you can buy your friends. giving money doesn't make you truly popular. i am sure they are glad you pay for everything but what else do you have to offer??