Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I broke ties with a friend of mine. She said I was her only friend and asked me not to interact with others normally. I'd had enough, and asked her not to bother me again. Then I found out that everyone liked her better and left me alone for lunch, even though she's a gaslighter. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
Today, I found out that the person who I considered my best friend actually hates my guts. FML
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john_bell 0
Just tell her she's the bitch no one really likes.
insomniac_855 0
lunch....$20 ice cream....$3.50 movie ticket....$9.99 getting ditched by all your friends.... PRICELESS
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xXmoses_rocksXx 0
She likes Dane Cook, doesn't she? LMFAO, sorry she was rude to you, OP! haha
jailbot 7
Maybe the person is optimistic and doesn't assume that people would be such assholes that they would use a person for money.
Sanrio90 8
This is why I prefer male friends over female friends. 99.9% of the time this shit happens amongst female friends. I've never had a close male friend turn out to be a two-faced asshole, yet several times this has happened with women I've been friends with. Not to say I don't have female friends, but it took me longer to trust them than it did the male friends. OP- find some REAL friends and ditch these two-faced hacks. No one deserves to be mislead like that.
ChChCharlie 10
Omg I can totally see what you mean. One of my best friends recently turned out to be a two faced bitch to everyone. She has no friends now >:] A few female 'friends' have been two faced to me, and I do have some female friends who, as far as I know, have been trustworthy, but half of my best friends are guys and I've never fallen out with one over them being two faced. Girls generally seem to find bitching fun :| I am a girl and I don't bitch about my friends. And OP, at least she told you so you can find some new friends. And I hope she isn't one of them. If she is, time to ditch them all and find friends who won't use you. Good luck :)
Jennydew 0
Right then, I would have kicked my "best friend" to the curb. Then I would have given the other movie ticket to a complete stranger because they would have appreciated it more. OP, I feel for you. I have been in the exact same situation and felt horrible because the person who I thought was my "best friend" was really a lying bitch.
Jennydew 0
And, I agree with Sanrio90. I have never had a male friend do that to me, it's always the female friends. I do have female friends, but like Sanrio90, it takes me longer to trust them.
bob1233 0
awww I'm sorry sweetheart. She's a bitch.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
YDI THERE IS A REASON PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU. IT IS BECAUSE YOU GO ON FML POSTING STUPID COMMENTS THAT YOU FIND FUNNY BUT WHICH REALY HAVE NO RELEVANCE TO THE TOPIC. I MEAN WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MARRY THE GUY WHEN YOUR'E 16, THATS DISTURBING.
ItNeverHappened 0
Is your name Karen?
EveryDayJackAss 0
is that your ONLY friend? o_O then that would explain A LOT
craig003 0
YDI there is always a reason ppl dont like hanging out with others, weather its b/c ur nerdy, a jerk, or just embarresing to b seen with. there is always a reason...
saa994 0
you don't even know this person, and you're accusing them of all this irrelevant crap. grow up.