b5b0n36
Fairfield, United States
Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute for lube. I need new friends. FML
Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute for lube. I need new friends. FML
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b5b0n36 27
I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off
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VanillaBeanGhost 15
That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!
BREADFAN 5
Well, what did you say?
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Comments (46)
kyzahburned542 3
you seem like a shit friend
everentropy 3
Motor oil is actually toxic so if they want cancer on their genitals....
thatVWgirl 12
If they really want to find out, I have some Castrol 5W40 or 5W30 on hand.....
Muerteds 18
It's tough when Optimus Prime shares way too much.
simplysarcastics 26
Still debating if this is as worse as someone on YA! asking if they could use a Doritos bag as protection during sex. Maybe that one should become friends with the oil lube dude? Lmao. Dumbasses.
mtn33r 5
What kind of car?
edward_cooper 10
lmfaooo damn that savage
collegeguy101 3
why not say I don't know try it out and let me know how it goes?