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b5b0n36 Fairfield, United States

Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute for lube. I need new friends. FML

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I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off

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That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!

Well, what did you say?

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you seem like a shit friend

Motor oil is actually toxic so if they want cancer on their genitals....

If they really want to find out, I have some Castrol 5W40 or 5W30 on hand.....

It's tough when Optimus Prime shares way too much.

simplysarcastics 26

Still debating if this is as worse as someone on YA! asking if they could use a Doritos bag as protection during sex. Maybe that one should become friends with the oil lube dude? Lmao. Dumbasses.

What kind of car?

lmfaooo damn that savage

why not say I don't know try it out and let me know how it goes?