Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, at school, I got in trouble for plagiarizing on a paper. The subject of said paper was where I see myself in ten years. FML
Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML
Not how it works...
Today, my classmate told me she can copy an article from the internet and hand that in, as long as she cites it at the end. FML
Do your own research
Today, I got yelled at for 10 minutes by my head of department for failing one of my students for plagiarism, because, "we can't be sure." It was my work he plagiarised, but because it's not in our system, it doesn't count. FML
Occam's razor
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
Quite the accusation
Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML
Notebooks out, plagiarists!
Today, I collected my students' final essays. One of them submitted a printout of a screenshot he took with his phone. Too bad a browser address bar was still in the shot, along with a "click to read more" link at the bottom. My students are too dumb and lazy to even plagiarize properly. FML
There's always someone with a big nose who knows
Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML
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ZTD09 2
Ultimately, your rural demise is imminent.
Expertfail 0
Jokes on them; if you're telling the truth then you're clearly more intelligent than they think you could be, good for you!
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Comments (319)
lionm445 2
I feel sorry for you. what a stupid teacher. hopefully they didn't get you on that charge.1
HaarmonyB 0
Haha, you're teacher is illiterate like the one in 'Orange County'
mx_17 0
lol that sucks I use big words to make myself sound smarter in research papers.. I just go to an online thesaurus
lindseyland78 3
why r u still writing after the ap test? my teacher is just letting is watch movies haha
NickNack675 2
maybe you should stop using such big words
VixSparda 5
just becaue your teacher doesnt have a brain that shouldnt mean you cant
raebelle 0
been there/: I feel ya, I used SAT vocab that he taught us in my final 12 page research paper on human rights and he accused me of plagiarism
anonimity123 0
Wow. Our 9th grade AP Human Geography teacher EXPECTED us to use vocabulary words like that, at the most simplistic. Your teacher must not have any goals for your learning.
ashleyb104 0
rural? seriously? that's an elementary word, how stupid does your teacher think their students are, geez
fml98kevin 4
ha. Im in 7th grade, not an honor student, and I use those words in my essays. ur teacher failss