Today, my 82-year-old great grandfather informed me that his "peeter" still works, and that most guys his age can't say the same. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML
Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, I found out that you can give your grandpa a Vietnam flashback when you set off a leftover firecracker from New Years. I also found out that a 76 year old hits pretty fucking hard when freaking out. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML
Today, my 80 year-old grandad is having more sex in his retirement home than I am as a married man. And by that I mean his care staff had to call me to say they found him having sex. That’s once this year, whereas I’ve not had sex with my wife in three years. I can’t afford to divorce her. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, I finally convinced my grandpa to try a smartphone. After an hour of teaching him how to text, he announced he'd figured it out on his own. The first message he ever sent was meant for me. It went to his pharmacist instead and simply read, "Love you. Thanks for everything." FML
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Top comments
jayennachristine 23
Holy functioning penis batman!
sturschaedel 27
Well, good for him!
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Comments (68)
abNormal62 23
Normally when I am impressed, I would say give that man a hand, but maybe not so much in this case.... It's your call....
MsMedea 26
At least he didn't offer to prove that it works!
igg125 30
So you can have an uncle who is younger than you still.
chuchusheep 19
if i were in his shoes i think i'd be bragging about that too.
lovelyiniowa 14
Rock on Bad Grandpa! Man he is so right, too!
trulypar 34
The gender of the OP would really change the feeling of this FML...if it's a guy then great-grandpa is bragging, which is awesome...but if the OP is a girl, then that's just creepy. I wouldn't want my great-grandpa to tell me anything his "peter" could still do.
Ianamis 6
Why does that even matter? Would it be alright of OP was a guy and their grand mother and they said their ****** isn't dry. Does that really matter?
GhostFox 34
I think #35's point is that crossing the gender "boundary" makes it seem creepier because it comes across as being closer to flirting, which many people would find disturbing for many different reasons.
vikky538 29
He is the batman
mwolop 9
Can someone explain to me why the **** this is an FML? Seriously. I mean go Gramps and all, but unless you walked in on him rogering Grabdma this is pretty lame.
carlyggibby 18
Very clever name. Lol
oasis359 13
good for him. odd thing to say... but yeah, props to that guy.