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ManchotDesAndes Bezons, France

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

At least it wasn't poo

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why would you put your kid's finger in your mouth? Kids are notorious for putting their hands on all manner of things.

Don't we tell children not to put things in their mouth cause we don't know where they've been?

Look at the bright side OP, she isn't picking her nose and eating it.

Dat iz nastay

ForeverJasmine 26

Kids are full of surprises if you don't first check what's on their hands! My 3 year old niece always has sticky bubbles hands and I have to ask her why they're sticky before holding her hands lol

you do realize how filthy little kids hands are even before introduction of nose gold, right?

I was in the middle of eating and this made me gag... thanks

I did that with my nephew ! It's so gross.. But I learned the hard way to ALWAYS look at their fingers when they're coming towards you.

Well, she was trying to show you her booger lol. You might want to think why she's pointing first next time.

This isn't an original FML. Posted two years, word for word too