Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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1dvs_bstd 41
In her defence, 3 kisses and a hug sounds like too much work..
juturnaamo 29
Damn inflation. I remember being able to ride on my dad's shoulders for hours for 1 hug.
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Comments (47)
Adam5858 17
She is tired of your shit!! Too much work.
extremereviews 26
It was the extra hug that did it
fearlesscooldude 12
Make it 2 kisses and we got a deal
awkward_gothlady 32
It could be she just doesn't like kisses. I know I didn't at that age. I didn't enjoy receiving or giving them. I always thought they were wet and gross, something to put up with because your parents thought it was a sign of love. Even when I grew up and started kissing guys, I didn't like it at first, and even though I've grown to like it, there are still other forms of affection I prefer. And I still don't like kisses if it's not from a romantic partner. I just don't like the sensation of it, I guess. It doesn't mean she doesn't love you. She might just prefer to show it in other ways.
marcranger 29
The sound absolutely nauseates me! And I loathe the wetness as well. I will still only kiss my grandma...potential romantic partners are SOL.
ostfaiz 18
Aww..so cute of her, Op your offer was not so lucrative, hence you loose the bid, better luck next time ;-)
pkts11 16
Kids say the darnedest things
xLuvx2xLaffx 4
Maybe you need a Tic-Tac cuz yo breath stank!
xLuvx2xLaffx 4
Hmmm, getting things you want in exchange for hugs and kisses? I can see where this is headed.
marcranger 29
OP, I would've rather walked the entire Himalayan range than given anyone a hug and kisses! Your daughter just may not be that physically affectionate.
headofmedusa 15
If she won't give kisses to parents, then you don't have to worry about boys.