Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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betseyville 6
That child is destined for a lifetime of therapy.
streetriots 9
Only in Georgia.
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Comments (606)
KaiserSD 8
Note to self: NEVER LIVE IN THE SOUTH OR YOUR CHILDREN WILL IMPREGNATE YOUR OTHER CHILDREN!!!
imthebombdigity 2
That's so awful! How did they even get away with that? Because it must've happened in your household, considering they both live there.. Not only is it crazy that your 14 year old stepdaughter was pregnant, but for your 15 year old son to be the father is just crazy. That kid is gonna have a lot of issues and get made fun of a lot!
Jhawk4 0
Wow, sex ed must have come early there.
ifuaskme2 2
abortion is still legal
owls_r_quite_osm 7
What happened next...?
momen22 3
Speechless
lflickin 6
Keeping it in the family?
lolipop1234_fml 7
Well... If ya can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
abbytobin25 3
That makes one hell of a family dinner..fyl
card1222 1
Abortion. Clean that thing out and do a better job parenting next time