Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
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Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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betseyville 6
That child is destined for a lifetime of therapy.
streetriots 9
Only in Georgia.
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Comments (606)
tacohead411 14
It's been 4 months and you haven't noticed her being a... little bigger ?
MuggleBornSquib 4
Oh gosh, this is gonna be rough.
bandgrl95 2
why go down the street when you can go down the hall? ;) lol jk your life sucks
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I squirmed in my seat as I misread that first part. I thought you said your daughter got pregnant by your son. Sure, it being your step-daughter doesn't make it any better, but at least they're not blood relatives. That's pretty much the only upside. FYL big time, I'm so sorry. :/
doodlecloud 27
Well...that is just all kinds of messed up.
Dean93 2
Incest is the best...
snwbrder6 1
That's not even funny, that's just disgusting. Freakin rednecks
LemonLolly 10
Honestly, how can young children NOT avoid pregnancy????? I'm 16 and still a virgin! Have some modesty, kids!!
LemonLolly 10
And also, since they are both under 16 (age of consent), one of them could get arrested
evilpokey 11
one way to keep it in the family :)
doglover100 29
I don't know what to say. Sorry.