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Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

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liquid_sasquatch 10

Half the comments so far really cracked me up! xD Of course I'll never answer the question most asked =]

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destinee_95 2

I guess brotherhood isn't all it is cracked up to be hahaha

better use a disposable razor

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He sounds like an asshole. Pun intended

perdix 31

Shave his butt-crack today, and the next thing you know, you'll be shaving his perineum. Once you start shaving in the ass area, it's nearly impossible to get away from it. You might say that it draws you in like a *lowers sunglasses* black hole.

SakeGurl 9

Well... Did ya ?? LOL

I have to wax all my friends cracks so I feel your pain!!!

pavlovaaLOVE 7

I really hope for your sake you are a beautician and it's in your profession rather than doing it out of 'kind-heartedness' because if that's the case then you are disgusting

Or a torturer.. Waxing someone's butt crack sounds awfully painful, for the one being waxed.

SLEinTN 7

I am pretty sure it was a joke.

liquid_sasquatch 10

I'm glad you are sure it was a joke, I'm not as sure as you are..... =]

kikks_xx 10

if #43 is a beautician or whatever theyre called, yeah they do waxing

You're a good older sibling. Kudos.

pavlovaaLOVE 7

Lolll ok no YOU shouldn't do it... But u should encourage him to do it in the mirror. It will be highly entertaining when you see him walking uncomfortably when it grows back a little spikey!

mhopper 13

This could backfire if the brother gets a cut from shaving. Little brothers always seek revenge in the worst ways!!

Oh, that's nasty OP! FYL.

Did you do it?

Marshall Lee! :D

thiscrazything 1

That's when you hand him a razor and a mirror and wish him good luck.