liquid_sasquatch
United States
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
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destinee_95 2
I guess brotherhood isn't all it is cracked up to be hahaha
I_Punch_Babies 7
better use a disposable razor
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bettyc4 26
Well...did you do it??
_Peppermint_ 34
It's just hair, he shouldn't give a shit.
perdix 31
It would be awful if the brother literally gave a shit mid-shave.
ambowew 7
Agreed. Honey badger has a lot of hair, and he obviously doesn't give a shit. He's badass.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
Would you want to shave your sibling's ass?
JoeRogansBEARD 15
78 yes :)
BloodFaerie 21
OP, you do realize this would've been the perfect time to pull something over on him? As someone with a little brother as well, I know they all do things to deserve it... repeatedly... Just make sure there is a camera to record it for blackmailing purposes......
DespairFaction 11
This would be the perfect time like putting icy hot instead of shaving cream on his ass.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Cuz that is what a sibling would normally do? O_o Hand him a mirror & say "Good luck"!
PrincessPesa 20
I'm so curious OP, are you a man or a woman?! Though it doesn't lessen the weirdness of little bro's request, it could thicken the plot for sure. Has he been looking at too many men's magazines lately?
TarieBoo 2
for...SUPRISE BUTTSECKS.??
perdix 31
One step at a time, big fella. Your little brother is not going to find a girlfriend with a hairy butt-crack. (I meant his butt-crack. I guess if he finds a girl who also has a hairy butt-crack, they might hit it off.)
Il_Maestro 6
I would not hit it off with a girl who has a hairy butt crack and I have a hai... wait, where was I going with this one...
perdix 31
I think you're going back to your eHarmony account to make sure a hairy butt-crack is a critical trait you are looking for in a woman.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
not no but hell no!
ICastillo 25
Well I hope you were being a good sibling and shaved his butt crack. Smooth as a baby's bottom OP.
ProhibitionRose 14
A lot of girls find hairy ass cracks to be unattractive. I bet it's for a girl. Although, if I were in his shoes I'd have it waxed and never show my face at that waxing salon again.