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manb91uk 22
That’s not something I ever want to hear anywhere actually
RichardPencil 32
Even worse, he started unzipping his pants!!!
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you were on novocaine, you should be fine.
nentenkupo 19
For some people, like myself, Novocaine doesn't do a thing to stop the pain.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
it just takes the edge off for me and takes longer to work. by the time it's all done thats when its st the height of efficiency.
manb91uk 22
That’s not something I ever want to hear anywhere actually
Glowworm56 27
Jaws-Dentist version-"You're gonna need a bigger drill."
RichardPencil 32
Even worse, he started unzipping his pants!!!
jfsiv 17
That's what she said! ;)