Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my 6 year-old told me that he was stealing the fan I just bought. I told him he could have it for $25. He said, "What, you think I’m made of money?" My response was, "Well, you think I’m made of money." He replied, "Isn’t that what MOM stands for?" FML
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML
Today, months after buying my first bass guitar and taking bass lessons using my own money, I realized that my parents refused to buy me an instrument, claiming that I sucked at it. What actually happened is that they didn't feel like paying for some "teenage bullshit." FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
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johngarber24 1
hey that is a great price
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
what an idiot, I only paid $10 for mine
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Comments (261)
Loketiazo 0
Your son is awesome!
HeavyMetalViking 0
I once played my air bagpipe while walking down the streets, air eggs were thrown at me because of my bad tune.
missjet 0
I am 12 and iwont even do that
macskapingvin 0
If you think that's bad, you should see the prices for lessons!
xxjimmyboixx 0
sounds like your son have some good hustlers at his school lol
zniltiaC 19
Hahahaha, wtf!!!
Papaw_fml 3
Does he also like bridges? I have several up for sale...
aback 5
Might as well spend the college fund.
teacher25 3
haha. sorry, this is funny. your son not a smart cookie.
cdude200 10
unless your talking about one of those japanesse air gutiars that is whacked