Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.
MaCherie_fml 0
"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D
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Comments (295)
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
lmao. i actually lol'd at that, funny stuff. not FML unless he tells your parents though.
xqme 0
i dont know why you didn't give him the high 5...i'm sure he meant that your bf was supposed to massage YOUR back... not really an FML.cute brother, a bf that's nice to your younger sibling, what more can you ask for? ^^
Pandarsenic 0
That's not FML until he brings the question to his teachers or, as 22 said, your parents.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Anyone who thinks 11-year-old boys DON'T know where it's at is kidding themselves, lol
MJ_Alexander 0
Not an FML
freddie_fml 0
I love this story.
maddog_fml 0
Hahaha! I love this one. High-five for the little dude :)
arms_akimbo 0
No, that is funny.
ijrnelson 0
Lol, that's not FML, just shows your brother is a legend and so's your bf. wooo
deliciouskaek 1
Thanks for sharing, but not FML-worthy at all. Cute, though! x3 #3 - What's negative about it? =/