Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.
MaCherie_fml 0
"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D
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Comments (295)
Real_Lol_Cat 0
Haha. Your brother is amazing.
GamerRetribution 0
This isn't a FML, this is hilarious. Seriously, i would just laugh and react like your boyfriend.
musicluvr804 0
ur little bro's my hero XD
mrcarmine 0
LMAO NO WAY!! can i date you? mainly so i can meet your brother, but also for the massage hahaha
why_me777 0
not an fml, lol, ur brother sounds really cute. and your boyfriends nice at least for even coming in contact with your brother. let alone a high five. seems like you got a cute brother, and a nice bf. nothing fml-ish there.
Monty_Python 0
High fives to your brother and BF.
nerdgrl128 0
thats funny as hell, i can see how its an 'fml' cuz why would an 11 year old kno tht...then again kids are doin it younger and younger...damn shame and #5 HAHAHA
so_f0cked 0
wow thats so great. to you people who are actually ANGRY that she posted this, lighten up! You know that this made you laugh, and believe me there are plenty more posts by people whose misfortune you can take pleasure in. Seriously people...
bamboobaby 0
U guys are a holes.....heres a clue READ BEFORE YOU COMMENT. Seriously its ok to say its not a fml but do u really have to be rude about it? Dang it was funny just laugh and move on. You dont have to call her a retard. Lol btw totally would a FML if you were a guy "in the closet" lol so be happy you're not
youfoundmee 0
LMAO! thatsss not realllly a fml but its hilarious. somthing my boyfrienddd would doooooo! for sure