Miscellaneous: Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I...

By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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ICallKyo 3

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:52

sucks for you. that's where being nice gets you. XD

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aaahh, you swiss people, always so nice ;) sorry it happened tho

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guitar0501 0

Friday 18 February 2011 5:46

your a dumb mother ******

FAYUL12345100 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 22:24

While I don't think you deserve it, if you were running for that position, why did you vote for the other person just because it was their birthday?

ThisRandomChild 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 10:04

Being noble never wins out, sorry to hear about that

atishe24 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 14:15

I can't stress enough on how much you do deserve it!

applemania_fml 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 16:11

It still would have been tied

Abenti 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 19:03

God you're retarded.

invinsibleluke 9

Saturday 12 July 2014 7:28

Oh man I know the pain

Klima_fml 29

Thursday 4 September 2014 6:48

Hey, at least you gave her a good birthday present. :)

Solano2580 24

Friday 26 September 2014 4:36

Was it Shizune?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 3 April 2015 3:22

You never vote for the competition.

xrudeboyrock 29

Tuesday 5 May 2015 5:57

well, no good deed goes unpunished. That was a little silly though, it's not like she would have even known you did it.

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