Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
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hk_fml 9
What a douche. Dump him!
dRose22 0
Some boyfriend you have
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fdgaf_SCL 2
If not for the location, I'd say you're dating my ex, LOL. I'm sorry, OP, that really does suck. Good luck moving on with your life.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Dumping material
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date assholes. YDI
imago_fml 0
LOL! Your fault for living in Canada where from all the FML's I've read they're all Eh-holes. (If you don't get the joke then you don't need to know.) Hope you dump him or else when he asks you for something say, "Sorry, sweetie. Tonight just ain't good for me. You don't like me wet remember?"
Yapanesedidwhat 0
well well, im not surprised..BC... JUST the kind of people you can find here!
mikk 3
changing boyfriend?
FoundManyLemons 0
DTMFA.
TishNchips 0
Um, maybe your boyfriend has a sick mind, and took your words another way. There's more than one meaning when you ask someone for a ride, you know. His response makes more sense if you put it in that context.
Arcadia453 0
You totally deserve it. You're the one who picked him :)
burning_birch 0
ouch! dick move!