Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML
Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML
Today, I started my first day of work at our local humane society. I asked where the break room was, so my coworker directed me to a small room in the back of the building. The only place I get to take my lunch break is the same room where they euthanize, freeze, and cremate the animals. FML
Today, I was hired as a student assistant. I was excited, until I learned on my very first day that "Supporting the academic staff in their research" actually meant walking the professor's dog. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
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Top comments
colourz 0
did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....
ihatecake 0
that really sux man hang in there
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Comments (211)
MerrikBarbarian 9
I'm torn between fyl and ydi because I'm not sure based on the info if you were one of those idiots who doesn't properly restrain your dog and it was your fault it was hit, or that the dog bolted and got hit in which case fyl. however I would love your job- I collect skulls and being able to pick up roadkill without people thinking I'm nuts would be awesome. ok well besides the people here who are now going to think I'm nuts. dammit.
ravenmccoy 0
Ohmygodd...I'm so sorry! :[
Zero22120 12
I'm sorry, hope everything gets better!
Persephone1001 3
This is the worst FML ever! My condolances. I'd be utterly heartbroken if anything happened to my dogs. :'(
omgwtftoni 0
time to quit
TheyCallmeStacey 9
: c sorry
lordcaliburx 0
I think the most important question is (wait for it.......wait for it) who let the dog(s) out ?!?! oh I kid. well I got to go folks. I am going to take my dog for a walk in the park. maybe a little fetch. I don't know the days young. its great having a dog to play with, right guys ? OP ? ah you know what I mean.
JamesRay 3
Admit it, you have a very small penis.
emz89 0
sorry to hear bout that man
cassieRENEE 0
I'm so sorry!!!! D:
DeLpHe3zY 7
animal control officer.. wow