Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
I would like to see this $15 balloon.
Sage1314 4
But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!
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Comments (215)
jen_kay 0
Thats terrible. Do it to him on your Birthday, :D
mibubu 0
At least he got the ice cream =) poor you, spending so much.
strawberryy_fml 0
i agree with #4
jackftw 0
Dump him!!!
ziqi92 0
a $15 balloon...i'm guessing it can sing? at least the ice cream was still ok :) ROFL #167
lastminuteperm 0
YDI for paying $15 for a balloon.
NalaSimba_fml 0
Ok, I'm sorry,but I had to comment. $80 DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF SHOES?????!!!! GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!! You must really love him doing all that...........I hope you spend that much on yourself. I can't get over the shoe part...................way too much. I hope he realized what he did when sober again and you guys are still to gether and things are going good. NO MORE DRINKING
ashleynonymous 0
Why must people always throw price in the air. Seriously, it sucks he ruined his gift, but not because of how much they cost you. Because you were thinking of him and wanted to do something special and he didn't care. I don't care how much you spent on him, I don't think anyone else cares either. If you're the type of person that is going to harp about the cost of things all the time, you need to not spend so much.
ReeNAh 0
Its his 21st bday why is everyone making such a big deal about of him being wasted? Turning 21 is the most EPIC birthday of your life. Besides a good girlfriend would've been there earlier & got the gift giving out of the way before he was wasted so things like this wouldn't happen. That way she wouldn't have to come on here complaining about how much she spent for him to ruin it. It's his birthday he can do what he wants. Holla at drunken nights on your 21st!
codywilkins55 0
So did he get his birthday sex?? haha