Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
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Top comments
mk58 31
Jealous bitch.
imosim 0
you're mom is really concerned about her weight to think like that lol...
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Comments (222)
pyro1400 3
dang! from now on, dont wear a bathingsuit during ur mom's pms!
Demonsloth7 8
someone is jelly
HockeyNut101 1
she sounds like a bitch
bets011 0
haha that suckss!!!
JasmineSlater 6
Maybe she actually grounded you for walking around all day in practically nothing
LaurenLeung96 15
Get fat then, next time there wont be a punishment xP
itsfreakinliv 8
Tell her to diet or you'll be a nudist.
still_guns 16
absolutely
carsonphillips 7
She's punishing YOU for HER insecurities. Absolute parenting fail.
Elfkid21 19
Not to be rude, but your mom is a jealous bitch. she can be thinner if her lazy ass would get off her ass and work for it. sorry, the truth hurts.
drummerp64 16
While I agree with you, I just have to point out how funny this is to me: "if her lazy ass would get off her ass". Her ass should get off her ass? Sounds...paradoxical.
The_9th_Doctor 18
run away from home.